what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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