I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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