shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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