Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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