So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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