Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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