Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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