some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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