You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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