scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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