ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My first STD was from a foam party
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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