you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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