If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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