john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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