girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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