So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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