"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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