There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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