dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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