Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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