Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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