Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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