You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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