girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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