Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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