one might say we're banned from that church
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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