Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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