Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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