her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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