just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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