Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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