This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Only a mothe r could love this liver
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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