How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i out mim tonsoeep
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