The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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