we need to drink 2009 down the drain
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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