used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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