So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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