My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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