You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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