i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
