If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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