I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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