she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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