My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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