We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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