dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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