Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
