love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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