I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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