try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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