I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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