Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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