"it" just moved
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Help. Why am I so naked?
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