he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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