508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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