Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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